I arrived at Rachel’s, knocked at the door and waited. Rachel opened the door wearing a white silk blouse and a thigh length black skirt. She looked...very hot. As I stepped through the door holding a bunch of flowers, she took them from me with a ‘thank you’. She then kissed me on the lips. “Dinner is nearly ready,” she said, “Are you hungry?” The truth was I had been so nervous all day that I hadn’t eaten anything, so I replied, “Yes starving!” Dinner went well. Rachel was a very good cook.. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them with me.Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look. I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, "No, but I do fart a lot."P.S. I know some of you are not over 60. I sent it to you to allow you to forward it to those who are. I figured your sense of humor could. “Terry, you have an ID and a Social Security number, why don’t you go to a bank, open an acount and get an ATM card?” I thought for a moment and remembered what an ATM card was.“Can you suggest a bank that is close by?”“Even better, I would suggest that you use a credit union. They have lower fees and better interest rates and make loans easier to get. There is one just a block away.”I walked over there on Saturday morning and opened an account and they were able to create a new ATM card there. I waited as their plane took off. I waved, knowing that they couldn't see me. With sadness and a loss in my heart I drove back to the ranch. I was already lonely without them. I had grown accustomed to the female presence in the house that had been filled with sadness for 4 years.I decided to take a little trip on the ranch. So I called Billy to have him get things ready. I could trust Billy to see to details. You see, Billy Mitchell and I go way back. In Jr. High I was a shrimpy, pimply nerd.
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