. I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the f...oor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in. I hate this fuckingbody I'm stuck in. He dodged an exploratory hand. I hate this fuckingplace. He stepped over a semi-comatose drunken figure lying on theflagstones. I hate this whole fucking planet and its fucking cavemenNeanderthal inhabitants and its fucking quaint native customs and...Bertram looked up as Choro sat down beside him, a tired smile restingunpleasantly on his thin features. He squirmed for a moment, a hand inhis crotch then he settled down again with a sigh."Happy now?". "Roger," I started quietly, "Roger, you may well be right in that I am a secret whore but that is something I have only just found out. At first I gave myself to him in the hope of getting an easement of our punishment for tomorrow but after we got going, I really wanted him and wanted him so badly. I'm a woman Roger and I only really found that out such a short while ago. As for being a prick tease, when have I ever given you the smallest hint that I would take you in my body? Never. Maybe. I am not used to such things. Why are you doing this?”“Do you want me to give you all sorts of bullshit or do you want the truth?”“The truth please.”“OK, my plan is to take you back to my house and fuck you.”She is startled, she might have a general idea of what I was after, but she didn’t expect to hear it so bluntly.She puts her hand to her mouth and walks away from me, going back to her group.She and the other older woman have a heated whispering discussion. They keep looking at me, worrying.
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